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| THINGS THAT IRRITATE A SANE PERSON |
THINGS THAT IRRITATE A SANE PERSON
*You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
*You drop your buttered bread butter side down just before taking a bite
*The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle
*The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on
*There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address
*You open a can of soup and the lid falls in
*It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug
*The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you
*There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING
*You can never put anything back in a box the way it came
*Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth
*You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette
*You slice your tongue licking an envelope
*Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading
*A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away
*There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray
*You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint
*The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing
*A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling
*You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am
*The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song
*You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out
*People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up
*Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire
*You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it
*You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing
*You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it
*You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up
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| Submitted on Saturday, December 06, 2003 by Bob's Laugh Shack |
| Category: This & That Jokes |
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